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02/16/06 - 16:10 EST Thug Hooker
I am the worst webmaster ever...this page is all broken and I just don't feel like fixing it...so there
10/24/05 - 09:22 EDT Thug Hooker
yeah yeah i took this stupid test but it's very hooker-ish so I decided to post it on hooker page! wooo hoooo
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Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
Your exact opposite:
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer | In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger
CONSIDER: Anyone else |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: thuggirlgt |
04/13/05 - 12:44 EDT Thug Hooker
well well well...we are marrying off another hooker! CONGRATS!!!! I haven't talked to you in forever Jenn, but you know I still got that hooker love for ya.
amy, I promise I'll come visit you again. And you can cook me mushroom shish kebobs on your new grill. We can also have ten gazillion gallons of Rita's. And we'll go to the dollar store whereever it moves to, and we'll look at more pretty bridges, and go through crazy mountain tunnels, and and and....i heart ya girlie!
04/10/05 - 16:40 EDT Crazy Hooker
Ok.
it has been done. I bought a kick ass grill today! now you must all come visit me, and eat from this awesome grill.
oh, and congratulations to Jenn + Harley!!!!!
yamy
01/14/05 - 12:15 EST Thug Hooker
you's a crazy ass cracka....dat's all i know....
maggie + amy = happy together...heheh jk i'm not gay i swear
01/12/05 - 23:25 EST Crazy Hooker
My new favorite thing on the internet!
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
(Maki loves it too!)
01/10/05 - 22:04 EST Crazy Hooker
Aww thank you! Wheeee 23!
Well, I am back after a long "vacation" of hanging out with my family that has left me very exhausted. (Btw- my sister in law is pregnant with another girl!!! she is due in early Feb - maybe she will be early and it will be on tricia's b-day, or maybe it will be late and be on kristin's!)
I am sorry I am sooo lame and didn't call you all to say Happy New Year, or anything else.... sooo: Happy NEW YEAR!
I hope all of you are doing well. I am trying to schedule my next trip to ATL, and am wondering if anyone knows of a specific weekend that would be good to be there for.
Luve y'all
Yamy!
01/07/05 - 09:30 EST Thug Hooker
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!
06/21/04 - 14:40 EDT Thug Hooker
one day my computer will work and i'll archive this and become the good webmaster ya'll know to be. in the meanwhile, i'm doing this last semester of college thing, while yes i KNOW other people don't have to be in school right now....blah! BUT i do get to drink plenty...as usual.
on a sadder note, i miss tricia. i miss amy. my girls...they are being scattered in the wind or some such nonsense. ::sigh::
well looks like us remaining ATLhookers have to get with it and make up for all the trouble pittsburghooker and dallashooker aren't getting into....or at least not in the atl (you can't really change a hooker by putting her in another town!!!).
i heart you all.
05/11/04 - 17:51 EDT Crazy Hooker
cat box tower:
http://yamy.schmarty.net/gallery/Atlanta-05-03-04/fullsize/DSC05587.JPG
04/23/04 - 15:06 EDT Punk Hooker
all i can say is that i'm in love with www.club977.com
oh and that fiancee of mine too. but he's not shareable, club977 on the other hand is for EVERYONE!
04/08/04 - 15:01 EDT Flirty Hooker
YEAY to Friday night dinners just the girls!!!!
YEAY to Amy coming into town!!
YEAY to Yahoo's Launch while at work!!
YEAY to rating lots-o-songs while i should be working!!!
YEAY to being SLACK!!!!!
YEAY to posting "dat shit"!!
YEAY to exotic dancers!!!
YEAY to sex on the job!!
YEAY to kitties!!
YEAY to puppies!!
YEAY to hookers!!!!
YEAY to country playing loud on the skreets!!
YEAY to the voices that keep my company!
YEAY to penis straws to sip yummy beverages through!!
YEAY to yummy beverages!!
YEAY to potty breaks
YEAY to ME!!(that's from Shannon)
YEAY to humping your chair at work!! (that's from Shannon too)
YEAY to getting to see Jenn tonight!!! (that's from Harley)
YEAY to almost being the weekend!!!
YEAY to being Crazy, Flirty, Punk, Happy, & Thug!!!
YEAY to what are you talking about??
YEAY to it's my road bitch & I didn't give you permission to drive on!!!!!
04/08/04 - 13:54 EDT Flirty Hooker
http://www.grayace.com/dex/bunny.html
Happy Easter!!!
04/08/04 - 13:32 EDT Flirty Hooker
We are definitely on for Tim McGraw!!
I love MEN AT WORK
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Did you know that:
"I have a lovely bunch of coconuts all here standing in a row?
big ones, small ones, some as big as big as your head!!"
But honestly, Time marches on. . .
Sister cries out from her baby bed
Brother runs in feathers on his head
Mamma's in her room learning how to sew
Daddy's drinking beer, listening to the radio
Hank williams sings "kaw liga" and ""dear john"
And time marches on, time marches on
Sisters using rouge and clear complexion soap
Brothers wearing beads and he smokes alot of dope
Mamma is depressed, barely makes a sound
Daddy's got a girlfriend in another town
Bob dylan sings "like a rolling stone"
And time marches on, time marches on
The south moves north, the north moves south
A star is born, a star burns out
The only thing that stays the same
Is everything changes, everything changes
Sister calls herself a sexy grandma
Brothers on a diet for high cholesterol
Mamma's out of touch with reality
Daddy's in the ground beneath a maple tree
As the angels sing an old hank williams song
Time marches on, time marches on
But it's all good, because:
We are (we are) the youth of a nation!!! Do you think we are still youth? I mean I feel like a youthfull hooker. . . I can do it just as long (if not longer) and hella better then any of them 18 - 22 year old bitches!! Yeah, I am youthfull. . . so WHO GIVES A SHIT!!
Randomness rules!
04/05/04 - 01:25 EDT Happy Hooker
Anyone interested? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3906353148&category=15687
04/04/04 - 13:16 EDT Happy Hooker
Kick ass for Tech & going to the Championship game Monday night! I'll probably head up to Rocky Mountain to hang out maybe w/this hhhhot guy, you know how it is. Guys chasing me left & right, sucks to be me! Jealous much? P.S. I think I'm in for Tim McGraw, should be awesome!
04/01/04 - 18:41 EST Thug Hooker
i like the part about getting laid the most...no really, it's the part about being with your girls. You forgot to mention Madza but all in all i love it!!!!
i miss my jenn!
04/01/04 - 10:47 EST Flirty Hooker
"Today"
By: Flirty
Today I do not feel like working.
Today I have spring fever.
Today I wish was tomorrow but then friday will be gone to fast.
Today I want to be on a cruise
Today I want to be drinking with yous!!
Today I am glad is not yesterday
cause then I would have to relive today. . .
Today I wish was some other day
Today I want to go out and play
Today I wish was tonite!!!
Today is going by to slow
Today I managed to tame my "fro"
Today I think I'll sit and stair
while I sit in my work chair
Today I will try to get laid
Today I am going to get paid
Today I want to Party all night
Today I want to see girls
Today I have gotta get outta this place
Today I wish was a snow day in April!
That is my song and it is copyrighted so none of you bitches and hoes can try to steal it- I will come lay your ass flat on the ground!
03/19/04 - 15:04 EST Thug Hooker
One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest. He sees a
giraffe rolling a joint.
"Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead!"
So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines.
Says the rabbit: "Elephant, elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with
us instead."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two.
Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe.
"Lion, lion," cries the rabbit, "why do you do drugs? Come run with us
instead."
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he
was trying to do was to help you out!"
"Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin' forest when
he's on speed!" the lion replies.
03/17/04 - 18:56 EST Thug Hooker
lots of great new pics on amy's page! yeay! i love jville too...let's go back for a long long time. ok? ok!
03/15/04 - 12:29 EST Crazy Hooker
Yo! We back from the J'ville.... and boy did we have a good time! And the best food!!! I had margaritas and ice cream cake for breakfust every damn day! Dem hookers look good patrollin' dem J'ville skreets, beaches, an' clubs.
I had a great time y'all.
Yamy
01/13/04 - 14:26 EST Crazy Hooker
Yay! Hooker page all back!
Everyone is going to the 5th Grade Valentine's party at the boys' house, right? Who's gonna wear a ponytail on the side of their head? I am!
Saved by the Bell forever!
12/09/03 - 22:23 EST Thug Hooker
"whats your rate happy hooker. send an email at mitu707@bwwonline.com"
that was on our quotes page. I removed it though...but go on kristin...you know you want it
12/09/03 - 22:10 EST Thug Hooker
finals please hurry up and be over with...this time next week...i'll be studying for finals, BUT this time and a day or so, and I'll be done...isn't quite as great as already being done.
so psyche origami has us linked on their page...b/c they are supergreat and we love them. :)
i just have to say i heart mama fu's big time. Oh yeah, and don't for a moment think that JUST because I have finals next week that i'm not going to drink my ass off at the Rocky Mountain Xmas party...b/c it's going to happen, and you should be there to see it!
12/08/03 - 16:19 EST Crazy Hooker
lallaa....
howdy girls!
I miss maki soooooo much! School is a lot of work. bleh. marty is drunk and talking to me on the phone (woo!)
11/26/03 - 09:51 EST Punk Hooker
YEAY!!!!
11/25/03 - 15:29 EST Thug Hooker
yeay for "amy come home" day
AND another yeay for "maki stay with her other parents for a month" month
and a lil yeay for unemployment
11/19/03 - 13:55 EST Happy Hooker
Marty definitely needs this, such a great idea!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2871124919&category=15661
Go get it Amy!
11/11/03 - 06:05 EST Flirty Hooker
Ok, so i just wanted to say that I love you guys lots and lots. I havne't seen my Hookers in almost 2 weeks and it is very depressing. I am leaving to go back to my roots in the NYC. I will be returning on Sunday. Much love to ma girls and our kitties!!! Give Mazda an extra big hug and kiss for me please!! Love you guys!!!
11/01/03 - 14:41 EST Thug Hooker
lesson: corn syrup makes your hair very soft
conclusion from posting on hooker page: i am a loser
10/28/03 - 21:47 EST Thug Hooker
new kitty...new kitty...new kitty!!!!!
10/25/03 - 05:33 EDT Thug Hooker
oh yeah...look what i've already WON! wooooo
http://page.auctions.shopping.yahoo.com/auction/77295305?aucview=0x13
10/24/03 - 14:06 EDT Happy Hooker
Check out what I bid on, oh yeah be jealous!http://page.auctions.shopping.yahoo.com/auction/82328853?aucview=0x31
10/24/03 - 10:02 EDT Flirty Hooker
I miss you guys!!!
10/20/03 - 12:39 EDT Punk Hooker
i wanna go to mjq
10/20/03 - 00:34 EDT Thug Hooker
Andy's group, Psyche Origami, is playing at MJQ on October 30th. I know it's a cowboys night, but I think we should skip cowboys one night and go represent where they have huge ass newcastles for five bucks! (Maybe I'll start drinking again ONE day early)
10/19/03 - 12:43 EDT Happy Hooker
Awesome, hell yeah, that's a great word! All I need to say is, "We love you Gary!"
10/18/03 - 09:25 EDT Thug Hooker
gary allen show was awesome (that's such a great word, right kristin?)
i heart cowboys
10/15/03 - 03:20 EDT Thug Hooker
I saw this and instantly thought of kristin...
http://www.belt-buckle-knife.com/
10/12/03 - 23:19 EDT Crazy Hooker
By which I mean "Hello from West Virginia!" We are a long way from home, but at least we are moving, again. :)
10/12/03 - 23:18 EDT Crazy Hooker
"There's sausage every morning and a party every night."
"There's a nurse on duty if you don't feel right."
"There's chicken on the table, but you've got to say grace..."
"There's always something cookin' at Old Joe's Place!"
10/08/03 - 11:21 EDT Thug Hooker
look at this crazy ass archiving style shit...ya know you like it...
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