bio: It first started when they named a state after me... "i' Da Ho!" alternative spelling(Idaho). After that I perused around my turf looking for kicks and kicking whatever the hell I felt like. One day I kicked my way into officer Jo's bum... and I found myself in jail with a bail larger than the whole fucking state of Kansas. So, instead of paying my time I said "Fuck This Shit" and left jail and went back to my roots: peddling almonds and my body. I quickly made enough money to go to my dream city: Las Vegas, home of all the crazies. While I distributed my money from establishment to establishment, I managed to have over a dozen "celebrations" at the "Best little Wedding Chapel west of the Mississippi". Infact, I was such a frequent customer that I always got my 10th free.

Eventually I grew bored of my life, thowing money in the direction of greased up male strippers with pirate hats and winning the hearts of married gamblers. So, I said "Fuck this shit!" and headed South. I hopped on my moped and went strait for Atl. I had remembered that one of my husband's had told me about this kick ass group of Hookas patrolling da skreets of Atl. He said these girls were attractive fuckers and didn't take shit from anyone. Being a hottie myself, I just had to meet these girls. So, here I am tearing up this shiznit as best I can with my Girls!

average rate: usually works for whatever smack ya got. However, if you are only wanting a quickie you can usually pay in cheese

patrolling da skreets since: men were men and women knew their place... Fo' Eva Biznitch!

weapon of choice: my dirty underwear

special power:

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AIM: amerly1

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